Caution! Old Fogey Ahead
You know you are becoming an old fogey when –
• You respond to queries, questions, requests and pronouncements with “Okey-dokey.”
• You can’t think of a single thing you need or want badly enough that you are willing to stand in line to get it – not even a BOGO free sale on Mars Bars.
• Saying “I need to pee” aloud doesn’t embarrass you because, hey, everybody has to go sometime.
• You consider wearing freshly laundered jeans and a tee with faded ketchup stains as dressing up. . . . contd.
