Burnt offerings
I’m not up on the rap scene so had never heard of a rapper called Lil Yachty until reading in the newspaper about his toaster. Yes, the appliances many of us slip bread slices into each morning as we prepare our breakfasts. Lil Yachty has created one that he’s called the greatest thing since sliced bread. Honestly, you can’t make this stuff up. He calls it the Revolution-Cooking R180 High-Speed 2-Slice Stainless Steel Smart Toaster.
Apparently it lets you choose from Foods such as bagels, waffles and Pop Tarts. So does my plain old 2-slicer, so no news there. But his Smart Toaster uses InstaGlo Technology that heats things up much faster than just plugging it into a wall socket and uses a ‘toasting algorithm’ to brown items evenly and lock in flavour.
I’m all for the evenly browned part because our toaster leans more to the barely brown on the 1:30 setting and severely blackened on 2:00. . . . contd.
